You know you're in Cambodia when...

When a large black bug dive bombs your face you don't really duck anymore, you just yell at it.

When a large black bug flies in your breakfast you pick it out and keep eating while it struggles in yogurt on your plate.

When the mouse is running around in the trash can, you scold him disapprovingly using his name.

When Nibbles boldly returns to said trash can, you scare him off by tossing a banana peel bigger than his whole body on top of him.

You beg your students to call you if they are going to cut class en masse by threatening to cry in the classroom by yourself.

You make lesson plans with no hope of actually accomplishing half of what you plan.

When driving moto the words "close," "almost," and "nearly" are completely irrelevant.

Going from outside to your upstairs bedroom involves a 20 degree temperature rise.

By the time you dry off from your shower you feel like you need another one.

Coming home after 8 at night is just pushing it too far.